I wouldn’t suggest doing anything that disturbs the dirt in Hermann Park fir a while. Security’s on alert after an attempted kidnapping in the zoo, per KHOU’s Lauren Telarico on Twitter. It will start to die down in a week if nothing else happens.

i just wore a hi vis vest and dug after 5pm when the groundscrew left….had zero issues.

Zero issues with digging or zero issues with kidnapping?

i had zero issues with kidnapping, even though i was hanging around with some sketchbag who smoked me a joint lol.