by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
TOLL TROLLSCoinus venderuptus RANGE: The Toll Troll can be found on bridges, thruways and turnpikes throughout the nation. He is a first cousin of the Lost Changeling, that exasperatingly greedy gremlin who makes his home in every vending machine everywhere. The Toll...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
CORPORATE GIANTSMens insana in corpore RANGE: The lair or den of the Corporate Giants is widely believed to be in Delaware. Yet some suggest that this emphatically American ogre makes his home offshore, in the beautiful Bahamas. Little reliable information about the...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
GLITCHESComputrescence RANGE: From the vast stillness of the concrete-lined underground computer complex where the nuclear decisions are made, to the easy-tooperate home terminal of your neighborhood Asteroids-addict, Glitches are flashing down line, surging in among...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
TYPOGRAPHICAL TERRORSEtoin Shurdlu RANGE: Wherever mankind attempts to clarify thoughts by “putting them down on paper,” there will occur these magical, dadaist dwarves. Misdirecting typists’ fingers, distracting proofreaders and spreading dyslexia...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE POST MONSTER GENERALDe liber deletrix RANGE: The Post Monster General is free to move, or not move, wherever the US mail moves, or doesn’t move. He can sometimes be found, improperly addressed, looking over post cards, shaking his head in a sad regretful...
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