by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
AMERICAN MOTOR GREMLINSInfernalis combustiones RANGE: Almost everyone has encountered these fiends at least twice. Their initial function is spell-casting. As one strolls past a dealer’s show window or used car lot, Gremlins blow fairy dust over some...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE JOB GOBLINOpus pocus RANGE: Out by the coffee machine, under the transmission, on the punch card, and off for vacation. From the union halls of California, to the chain stores of Tennessee; in the thick of every job action, fighting for truth, social justice, and...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
TOLL TROLLSCoinus venderuptus RANGE: The Toll Troll can be found on bridges, thruways and turnpikes throughout the nation. He is a first cousin of the Lost Changeling, that exasperatingly greedy gremlin who makes his home in every vending machine everywhere. The Toll...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
CORPORATE GIANTSMens insana in corpore RANGE: The lair or den of the Corporate Giants is widely believed to be in Delaware. Yet some suggest that this emphatically American ogre makes his home offshore, in the beautiful Bahamas. Little reliable information about the...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
GLITCHESComputrescence RANGE: From the vast stillness of the concrete-lined underground computer complex where the nuclear decisions are made, to the easy-tooperate home terminal of your neighborhood Asteroids-addict, Glitches are flashing down line, surging in among...
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