by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
TUPPERWEREWOLVESTedium domesticum RANGE: Tupperwerewolves are little-known members of the larger group of supernatural beings known as shape shifters; it includes such monstrosities as the Werewolves (of London), the Were-bears (known to the American Indians), the...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
EVIL NECKROMANCERSInfidelitates minimissimae RANGE: These wicked fomenters of domestic strife are sometimes found in the kitchen during house parties and often in the back seats of taxi cabs. They like the dark corners of bars near the office, parks in summer, and...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
DON FAUNVeni vidi visa RANGE: All points of entry on the American border: airports, docks, bus stations, highways, byways, and goat paths, secret tunnels, unpatrolled deserts, and small holes in fences known only to himself. HABITS: Don Faun provides counsel and...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE LEPRACHAUNMANMelancholia extremis RANGE: Three a.m. Rainy Sundays. Strange, cheap hotels. Near-empty saloons. (If you find yourself sitting in the near-empty saloon of a cheap hotel at three a.m. on a rainy Sunday, he’s got you for certain.) The...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
MIRA CHIMERA (ON THE WALL)Bella donna RANGE: This glimmering, glittering, glamorous, but highly elusive spirit is believed, by some, to be extinct. She can only be seen in a mirror, and her many devotees pursue the sight of her in charm schools, makeup clinics,...
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