by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
WERNER VON BROWNIEIncendere et defugere RANGE: From the profoundest inner reaches of the atom to the outermost limits of the universe; from the first instance called the Singularity, and for the hypothetically foreseeable future, we have with us the very experimental...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
DIXIE PIXIEFlatuus ante bellum RANGE: North of the Mason-Dixon line, the Dixie Pixie can invariably be found anywhere the South is being celebrated, or derided; wherever mint juleps are consumed in excess, or utterly scorned; any place com pone and grits are eaten, or...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE CHICAGO WORLD’S FAIRYUrbs secunda RANGE: The Chicago World’s Fairy, a hulking, towering, powerfully muscled Giant, Hog Butcher, Tool Maker, and Stacker of Wheat with a Titanic Inferiority Complex, sitteth—as everybody knows by now—at the northwest...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE NIGHT MAYORIncubus migitus urbanus RANGE: Dark street corners. Darker alleys. Vacant lots. Abandoned buildings. Just outside the window. Was that the wind? Beneath the broken street light. Lurking in that doorway. What was that? Only a shadow. Only a cat....
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
UNION JACKBritannicus, a, um RANGE: A Brownie passing as a Bogie and more British than the British, the Union Jack is actually of lowland Scots origin, and, not surprisingly, makes his North American headquarters in British Columbia, Canada. He may be found loitering...
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