by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
NYMPH O’MAINEPiscator potator RANGE: In the bitter cold Atlantic waters of the Grand Banks, off the rockbound and forbidding coast of New England and Canada’s Maritime Provinces, the Nymph O’Maine splashes and sports in the sea, carefree as a starlet...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE TORONTOGREUrbs porcus RANGE: The Torontogre would like to describe her habitat as downtown Toronto, Ontario, but since neither she nor anyone else has been able to find downtown Toronto, she ranges the area bounded by Kingston, Buffalo, Hamilton, and Owen Sound....
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE SPIRIT OF ST. LOUISBabbit redux RANGE: Although he is named for that magnificent urban center in the “Show-me” State, the Spirit does not confine his operations to its environs but wanders the heartland of this great nation, from the Grain Belt to the...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
GEODESIC GNOMEMustus aqueductus RANGE: The Geodesic Gnome’s range is functionally determined. Depending upon his needs, abilities, and the ground and climate conditions, he can be virtually anywhere. Design, the prime concern of the Geodesic Gnomes, is not...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
ENERGENIIConedus conedus RANGE: These tiny terrorists move at the speed of light, are as odorless as natural gas, and harder to find than offshore oil. Yet they are everywhere, flitting from the hypercooled south to the overheated north, leaving trails of white smoke...
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