CORPORATE GIANTS

CORPORATE GIANTS

CORPORATE GIANTSMens insana in corpore RANGE: The lair or den of the Corporate Giants is widely believed to be in Delaware. Yet some suggest that this emphatically American ogre makes his home offshore, in the beautiful Bahamas. Little reliable information about the...
GLITCHES

GLITCHES

GLITCHESComputrescence RANGE: From the vast stillness of the concrete-lined underground computer complex where the nuclear decisions are made, to the easy-tooperate home terminal of your neighborhood Asteroids-addict, Glitches are flashing down line, surging in among...
TYPOGRAPHICAL TERRORS

TYPOGRAPHICAL TERRORS

TYPOGRAPHICAL TERRORSEtoin Shurdlu RANGE: Wherever mankind attempts to clarify thoughts by “putting them down on paper,” there will occur these magical, dadaist dwarves. Misdirecting typists’ fingers, distracting proofreaders and spreading dyslexia...
THE POST MONSTER GENERAL

THE POST MONSTER GENERAL

THE POST MONSTER GENERALDe liber deletrix RANGE: The Post Monster General is free to move, or not move, wherever the US mail moves, or doesn’t move. He can sometimes be found, improperly addressed, looking over post cards, shaking his head in a sad regretful...
THE CALCUBUS

THE CALCUBUS

THE CALCUBUSPrincipia mathematica RANGE: From that first moment in math class when you get it—or dont get it—all the way to the day you proudly accept your Nobel Prize for explaining quarks—or stand shivering on a street comer, figuring on your fingers how many...
THE GNOME ENCLATURE

THE GNOME ENCLATURE

THE GNOME ENCLATUREVerberabilissimus RANGE: Infesting the ivied towers of High Mandarin academese, and cluttering the gutters of low slum argot (littered as they are with dropped g’s and h’s). From the obsolete cliches of the left, through the content-free...