Description
Have you ever wanted to feel the joy and satisfaction of faking a find? Wanted to seek infamy and misfortune? Now you can.
This is the casque you didn’t ask for and never even wanted, available now for preorder just in time. Only $19.58 in honor of the year of birth of its finder.
For the first time since February 2019, this poorly designed casque is now available. Straight from the depths of the mind of Preiss Bryon 81 as evidenced by the signature on the casque.
Designed to look completely different than any other casque associated with The Secret, this casque holds no value, provides no purpose and is probably haunted. It will quickly become the most dust collecting tchotchke you will ever have sitting on the shelf.
FAQ
1. Will it help with your theory?
At this point, could anything help your theory. Buy this and post your theory anyway and assert its dominance.
2. What can I do with it?
Everything you have ever wanted.
3. Won’t it just sit on the shelf collecting dust?
No, it will command a place of dishonor upon the shelf. Dust? What dust? It collects so much dust. You will have the dust freest living space you have ever had, probably*.
4. My question isn’t covered here, what should I do?
Be good, have fun and buy one to give to a friend.
5. Is this product listing a joke?
Well, yeah, but if you really want it, I will print it.
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