DJINN RUMMY

DJINN RUMMY

DJINN RUMMYAlcoholus anonymous RANGE: This creature can be found or, with patience, acquired, wherever less-than-fine wines are sold. It sometimes can actually be ordered by name in unfashionable liquor stores. Like the worm in the mescal bottle or the bison grass in...
PALTRY GEIST

PALTRY GEIST

PALTRY GEISTTorments minutissima RANGE: These days, an all-too-common phenomenon in the attics and cellars of American homes (especially those owned or rented by hard-up, freelance writers) is the presence of Poltergeists. Uncanny ghastly special effects directed by...
KINDERGUARDIANS

KINDERGUARDIANS

KINDERGUARDIANSLusos angelii RANGE: Out from between parked cars, on thin ice, inside abandoned refrigerators, atop slippery roofs, near fresh excavations, on the edges of reservoirs, and around buildings under construction; in any of the dangerous spots kids...
PHANTASMA GLORY

PHANTASMA GLORY

PHANTASMA GLORYMiraculum novem dies RANGE: From your secret daydreams through your fondest ambitions, all the way to the top of the glittering heap and back down to dim, grim obscurity, the Phantasma Glory manages careers. And although she specializes in such of the...
ELF ALPHA

ELF ALPHA

ELF ALPHADiacteticus insanias RANGE: Health food stores, juice bars, guru ranches, Buddah camps, slimnasiums, vegetariums, macrobiotic discount outlets, mucus-free dinner theaters, high-fiber swap meets, organic tofu hatcheries, biodegradable potthrowing encounter...