PRE-REVOLUTIONARY WARLOCK

PRE-REVOLUTIONARY WARLOCK

PRE-REVOLUTIONARY WARLOCKNostalgia americanna RANGE: Ye Olde Antique Boutiques, garage sales, behind the bushes beside well-marked historic trails, landmark gift shops, graduate seminars, culture loops, behind glass cases in the court house, neatly stacked on the...
ELF S. PRESLEY

ELF S. PRESLEY

ELF S. PRESLEYGreilus marcas RANGE: Elf S. Presley is a union card carrying member of the Spirits of Show Biz, who accompany performers on the road. Whether the venue is a snotty concert hall or a grungy night club, a cavernous stadium or the high school gym,...
THE SOPHOMORE JINX

THE SOPHOMORE JINX

THE SOPHOMORE JINXGaudeamus ignaras RANGE: From the tables down at Morry’s to the place where Louie dwells, to the ivy-cluttered bastard-gothic bastions of Eastern privilege, to red brick cow town colleges, to the sprawling and over-endowed diploma mills of the...
THE MIND BOGGLES

THE MIND BOGGLES

THE MIND BOGGLESVideoticus neilsonian RANGE: The “vast wasteland” is the dark domain of the Mind Boggles. They travel at the speed of light, on waves of air, and it is virtuallyimpossible to prevent them from entering any room of your home or favorite bar...
THE BOOGIE MAN

THE BOOGIE MAN

THE BOOGIE MANFelus frigida RANGE: Uptown and ‘way across the tracks is where he’s at, they say, butif you have to ask, man, you’ll never find the way.He’s wailin’ in a cellar, kinda low and mean and sweet. He’s singin’ onthe...