by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
HANDIMANTICOREArs amputat artas RANGE: Down in the basement workshop, where Dad’s soldering hisfingers together. Up on the roof with Sis, who’s installing the weather vanelightning rod FM antenna in a thunderstorm. Out in the garage, where Junioris...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
SAUCIER’S APPRENTICESCuisinart gratia artis RANGE: Four-star French restaurants, executive dining rooms, diplomaticpieds-à -terre, country club kitchens, even The Average American Home—wherever pretentious food is being prepared (or attempted), these wickedimps...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE GARDENGOYLEHorror cultus RANGE: Wherever paper seed packs, faded to indecipherability, look downfrom weathered popsicle sticks upon rows of deeply disturbed topsoil; nearwindow boxes enriched by alkaline pigeon droppings, roof gardens wateredby acid rain, and...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
SCRUBUBUSSanitas furioso RANGE: From the space-age plastic sheen of the vinyl-tiled floor in thegerm-and-mildew-free basement, to the gleaming unclogged galvanizedraingutters and sanitized chimney on the well-scrubbed roof. . . amongst thevelvet-bagged untarnished...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
HOUSEHOLD UNFAMILIARSCalamitates materfamiliae RANGE: First apartments, charming old houses, quaint summer cottages,experimental solar living modules, completely remodeled kitchens, dens thatneed some work, unfinished basements, north-lit studios, semi-equipped...
by burnstyle | Dec 24, 2018 | American Version
THE JOKE FIENDNumerous non humorous RANGE: The Joke Fiend mainly works men’s clubs and variety shows, occasionally opens for rock acts, but is often to be found in bars, restaurants, and living rooms; wherever more than one or two are gathered together to tell...
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